James Comey Attempts To Join a Twitter Trend Regrets it instantly

https://twitter.com/Comey/status/1122165090046943239?s=19

Former FBI Director James Comey found himself facing a torrent of mocking tweets after he attempted to join in on the #FiveJobsIveHad Twitter trending topic Saturday morning.

The hashtag trend, in which users share five professional titles they’ve held, has been percolating online since mid-April. For the most part, Twitter users shared their employment history in an attempt to display career growth, unique titles or raise awareness about the hardship of low-wage positions.

Below are some of the obliterating tweets… 

6. Dude in Bigfoot suit
7. Lurch impersonator
8. Bestselling "author"
9. Guy fired via tweet

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— Michael Malice (@michaelmalice) April 27, 2019

RT @Comey

Top 5 jobs I've had:

1. Ruining Hillary Clinton's life
2. Tricking the Libs into buying my book
3. Spying on President Trump for Obama
4. Treason in general
5. Scab

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— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) April 27, 2019

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1122194509029359622?s=19