#FiveJobsIveHad 1. Grocery store clerk
2. Vocal soloist for church weddings
4. Strike-replacement high school teacher
5. FBI Director, interrupted
— James Comey (@Comey) April 27, 2019
Former FBI Director James Comey found himself facing a torrent of mocking tweets after he attempted to join in on the #FiveJobsIveHad Twitter trending topic Saturday morning.
The hashtag trend, in which users share five professional titles they’ve held, has been percolating online since mid-April. For the most part, Twitter users shared their employment history in an attempt to display career growth, unique titles or raise awareness about the hardship of low-wage positions.
Below are some of the obliterating tweets…
6. Dude in Bigfoot suit
7. Lurch impersonator
8. Bestselling "author"
9. Guy fired via tweet
— Michael Malice (@michaelmalice) April 27, 2019
Top 5 jobs I've had:
1. Ruining Hillary Clinton's life
2. Tricking the Libs into buying my book
3. Spying on President Trump for Obama
4. Treason in general
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) April 27, 2019
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) April 27, 2019